Stone
10 tons of dry stone from Crosland Moor quarry
1 pallet breeze blocks
Wood
160 sq yards of reclaimed flooring
500 metres of flooring joists
miles of 3 x 2
10 railway sleepers
150 metres skirting board
80 metres architraving
Pipe
half a mile of underfloorheating pipe
150 metres copper pipe
Slate
300 roofing slates
35 sq metres of slate flags
Sand and Cement
6.5 cubic metres of drymix
4 tons of sand
10 bags cement
Insulation
180 square metres of space age foil insulation
10 rolls acoustic insulation
60 metres of pipe lagging
Boards
350 sheets plasterboard
3 sheets 50mm MDF
3 sheets 25 mm MDF
5 sheets plyboard
Tools killed
1 Skil jigsaw
1 compound mitre saw
1 hammer
loads of drill bits
1 roto-stop hammer
1 drill
1 circular saw
Curry
567 strong daals consumed
Beer
413 gallons of strong continental lager
and then there's the hundred's of hammer-in
fixings, screws, nails, litres of glue, double sided sticky tape
and velcro holding it all together!
Other expenses
2 trips to casualty
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